Thomas Lazarus:"I suppose we really should."
Gamal-Junayd: (( I'm reading. I'm also not complaining this time. I decided he'd be avoiding the snow. and he is. he will go if someone says he needs to deal with anything ))
Edaric:"Onward into the tundra, then." :3
Edaric:"Could I have my cloak back, Shankfang?"
Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » Wis check!
Sszeyl:So very lost. =3=
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Here hyu go!"
Shankfang the Deffrider:Cloak returned!
GM:Out into the snow! ... with Aelian's Survival modifier, for the sake of plot and not having Sszeyl freeze solid, we'll say Sszeyl was found wandering on the way to HQ. :B
Gnogglebolt:"Oh, there you are, Sszeyl."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Haloo!" :D
Gnogglebolt:"...Uh...should you really be alone these days?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"...Hyu look kold." :B
Sszeyl:Sszeyl turns and points a finger at the group.
Sszeyl:It has an icicle about four inches long at the point.
Sszeyl:"I'm lost. :T"
Thomas Lazarus:o_o;
Edaric:o_o;
Gnogglebolt:"....Geeze, Sszeyl, how long have you been out here?"
Sszeyl:"Two or three hours."
Thomas Lazarus:"Oh dear." =3=; "Let's get you inside and warmed up."
Edaric:"Fharlanghn's bootstraps, man -- what Tom said!"
Sszeyl:"No. :T Have business first."
Thomas Lazarus:"You won't have business for long if you collapse from hypothermia, mister."
* Ghostwish returns.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"No, get varmed up first."
Sszeyl:"You underestimate me."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hyu overestimate hyuself."
Edaric:"It's a blizzard." ^^;
Thomas Lazarus: (( Suddenly ))
Thomas Lazarus: (( fries ))
RAM::O
* RAM fox-snatches!
Liatai:Today's log shall be saved as, "Game Delayed On Account Of Om Nom Nom." =3= *brick'd*
Edaric:"Where do you have business, anyway? Half the businesses in town are closed."
Dr. Hatari:Alright I hate to ask, but, can we timeskip to relevant destinations before long? Because I just don't know if I can bring myself to spend the entire session trying to drag ass around and gather people in spots. =w=;
GM:YES, yes we may.
GM:Gamal get outta bed, plot's calling.
Gamal-Junayd:time skip yeah!
Gnogglebolt:To Toris shop!
GM:Pearldust away!
Dr. Hatari:Thanks. :B
Gamal-Junayd:so someones gotten me? great, who dragged me where in the blizzard?
Shankfang the Deffrider:I did!
Shankfang the Deffrider:We're going to the Pearldust Pawn Shop!
* Gamal-Junayd is looking miserable and shivering in extra layers...hell, any amount of extra layers he could pile on and still move.
* Gamal-Junayd is also glaring at shankfang as the dragging him out into the blizzard
Thomas Lazarus:>.>;
GM:When you arrive, you notice not only the Toris family inside, but also, a half-elf, a one-eyed cat, and a yuan-ti, who is surprisingly not buried in layers today! She is, however, wearing the boots Aelian and Tathi saw in Ebonwood's hands earlier, and standing away from the Torises.
* Shankfang the Deffrider seems unaffected by the glare. :B
Thomas Lazarus:Stealth Heal check on Gamal. {:3 Heal [1d20+14]
Thomas Lazarus:wat « 1d20+14 = 7 + 14 = 21 »
* Gamal-Junayd casts an envious eye at her nice boots
* Shankfang the Deffrider is the first one in!
Shankfang the Deffrider:"HALOO!" :D
Rusal Ebonwood:Ebonwood and Nathaniel are holding a hushed, intense conversation in Draconic over a book, though they cut off and look up as the party enters. The interior of the shop is cozily warm.
* Thomas Lazarus unwraps his scarf and smiles.
Brian:But that doesn't stop Brian from hissing, "Shut the door!" at you if you take more than two seconds to close it.
Thomas Lazarus:"Hello." He nods to each in turn. "Brian. Kids. Mr. Ebon--"
* Thomas Lazarus shrinks from the draconic reprisal. {|3
Shankfang the Deffrider:Ah, is the grump. >:|
Brian:The Torises seemed to be dressed in multiple layers today. Cold vulnerability sucks.
* Gamal-Junayd moves over towards the fireplace
Thomas Lazarus:Am I the only guy that likes cool weather? :(
Sszeyl:The drowman walks past the party over to the Tyrant Lizard Grump.
Terri:"HALLO, MISTER SHENKFANG!"
Sszeyl:The drowman walks past the party over to the Tyrant Lizard Grump.
Shankfang the Deffrider::D
Shankfang the Deffrider:"TERRI!"
Tathi:You're a pale ass mother fluffer. Take a guess. :P
Gamal-Junayd:muttered "Oh god she's talking like him...."
Thomas Lazarus:Good point. =3=;
* Rusal Ebonwood swiftly shuts the book and stows it in his pack.
Shankfang the Deffrider:Snatched and HUG'D! :D
Sszeyl:"Are you open for business, or just open for visitors."
Sszeyl:?*
Gnogglebolt:"Greetings, Torises!" Gnogglebolt says, waving to them all
Brian:"Business. Provided the customers don't let all the heat out." >:\
Teeny Rin:The entire Toris family now speaks with heavy Jewish accents. *BRICK-BREATH'D*
Tathi:Tathi catch any of that draconic chatter? :3
Rusal Ebonwood:Did she? Roll a Listen check.
Gnogglebolt:oh yeah, Gnogglebolt knows Draconic, too. :B Listen: « 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Tathi:« 1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 13 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 16 » listen!
* You roll to yourself: 1d20+11 => 18 + 11 = 29Teeny Rin:Looks like you need to improve your... *shades* listening skills.
Thomas Lazarus:Alright enough dumbness.
Gamal-Junayd:gamal even knows draconic. hehe (Listen Check : « 1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »)
Gamal-Junayd:but was too occupied in nearing near the fire
You whisper to Ghostwish: She caught a reference to a mountainside before the speakers cut off.
* Vira Toris edges closer. "H-h-hello, sir.... w-would you like some tea or hot chocolate or spiced cider to warm up?" A tray of mugs is shyly offered.
Sszeyl:"Do you have the spells for the Energy Aura enchantment?"
Brian:Refresh the DM's memory.
LiNeer:The cat is laying on the orb on the desk. Mmmmmmm space heater.. |3
* Dr. Hatari mouses over Ebonwood. Then Nathan. Then back and fourth.
* Dr. Hatari now reads Nathan's hit dice as 113.
Vira Toris:"Would anyone?" ^^;;;;;
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Ah, ja please."
Terri:"Oh yeah, an' we also have cookies." :3
* Shankfang the Deffrider shifts Terri onto his shoulder and takes a hot chocolate.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Tenk hyu." :3
Shankfang the Deffrider::O
* Thomas Lazarus gasps.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Cookies?!" :O
Thomas Lazarus:"Terri cookies. *_*"
Gamal-Junayd:"I would love somethign warm, thank you." he takes some
* Matthew Toris chuckles. "This used to be Max and Brian's job." Ah, memories... |D
* Thomas Lazarus descends and kneel-sits.
Brian:"If I don't, I likely know someone who does."
Tathi:Where's the blondie that made my windows. >:3
Max:Still making your windows, Tathi. :3
Thomas Lazarus:"Ho ho, are they as good as my sweets? Have you learned well?"
Thomas Lazarus:"I shall test." =3= *bricked*
Terri:>:O ! "Yeah! They've gotta be! They've got sprinkles an' everything!"
Terri:"I accept your challenge." >:3
* Terri offers cookies.
* Thomas Lazarus raises his brows. "Oh~, sprinkles." =3=c
Shankfang the Deffrider:Cookie get!
Liatai:... okay, what is the c in that smiley supposed to be? ^^;
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Tenk hyu Terri!" Nom. :3
Meany whispers: ENERGY AURA Price: +2 bonus Property: Weapon Caster Level: 15th Aura: Strong; (DC 22) evocation Activation: Standard (command) The surface of this weapon seems to gleam with ever-shifting colors. From time to time, it glows with heat, crackles with electricity, emits acrid-smelling fumes, or develops a rime of frost. Once activated, each hit by this weapon deals an extra 1d6 points of damage of an energy type of your choice (acid, cold, electricity, or fi re, chosen when activated). This energy does not harm you, regardless of the type selected. The energy damage remains the same until you activate the weapon again. Projectile weapons bestow this property upon their ammunition. Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, chill metal, fl ame blade, Melf’s acid arrow, shocking grasp. Cost to Create: Varies.
Dr. Hatari:I'm glad you asked.
Dr. Hatari:{:3c is http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/4/41/Nyoro~n.jpg
* Nathaniel Toris chuckles, and remarks quietly to Ebonwood in Draconic, "(It seems we will have to continue this theorizing on another day.)"
Dr. Hatari:So, a badly drawn hand. :B
TMG:back from unannounced afk
Rusal Ebonwood:"(So it seems.)"
Shankfang the Deffrider::o
Thomas Lazarus:Thomas tries this cookie, looking very professional.
Brian:"... however, if I'm not mistaken..."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Dese kookies are amazink!"
Brian:"That enchantment requires a spellcaster whose powers exceed mine." He does not seem happy to admit that. :|
TMG:"My power...EXCEEDS YOURS!"
Sszeyl:"Drats. :T"
Meany:UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
* Meany force-lightnings Tech.
* Terri beams! |D
RAM:IT'S OVER 9000!
* Thomas Lazarus chews judgementally.
Gamal-Junayd:course he doesn't like it. he just lost a contract! heh
Thomas Lazarus:"Hmmm.." >:T
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Iz goot, ja?" :D
Thomas Lazarus:"Hmmmmm.." >:T
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Ja?!"
Shankfang the Deffrider::D
Terri:The power level of the cookies is... « 1d20+6+2+2 = 19 + 6 + 2 + 2 = 29 » ! >:O
Thomas Lazarus:"HRMM.." >83
Thomas Lazarus:"This is the best cookie ever." He concludes stoically. =3=
Shankfang the Deffrider:Terri is a good cook!
Thomas Lazarus:Terri earns a headpat.
Sszeyl:"Can you apply Magebane to each head of the weapon, then?"
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt giggles at Thomasantics
Terri:|D !
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Kan Hy hef anodder vun?" :3
Sszeyl:The old man holds up a quarterstaff. :V
Dr. Hatari:Hm. Unless Sszeyl specifically wanted to make a two-weapon fighting attack, he could get away with only enchanting one end.
Dr. Hatari:But that'd take a feat. And he's a drow monk. :V
Sszeyl:Good point. :V
* Brian scoffs. "Magebane. Has the weapon been previously enchanted?"
Sszeyl: (( Also I have flurry of blows. ))
Sszeyl:"No."
Dr. Hatari:True, but that technically uses the same weapon over and over.
Sszeyl: (( Actually no. ))
Dr. Hatari:Only Two-Weapon Fighting would utilize both heads.
Sszeyl: (( I can use any monk weapon in a flurry. ))
Sszeyl: (( One nunchuck, one fist, one sai if I have three. ))
Brian:"To enchant both ends with the magebane enchantment would come to sixteen thousand gold pieces, and take a little over two weeks."
Dr. Hatari:Yes, I just mean, you can legally choose to continually attack with the same staff end.
Sszeyl:"Do we have two weeks to wait, Tom?"
Thomas Lazarus:"This is even better than--" He glances over.
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt overhears the conversation, and turns his head towards Sszeyl. "Sszeyl, if we're lucky, we should be leaving tomorrow or the day after, sometime soon unless there's something else to wait for."
* Thomas Lazarus looks down, then up. "... I don't know. But, respectfully, I hope not."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Oh Brian can just Dragon it. *brick'd*
Nathaniel Toris:"Speaking of your northern travels, you have excellent timing." |3
Brian:The powers of Dragon are limited and should not be squandered. :|
Shankfang the Deffrider:But this is for a good cause!
Sszeyl:"And I was to be told this when, exactly?"
Nathaniel Toris:"I was just composing a letter to send to your headquarters."
Thomas Lazarus:We've been giving you business for like two months."
Shankfang the Deffrider:...
Shankfang the Deffrider:Sszeyl.
Thomas Lazarus:*-"
Shankfang the Deffrider:Get your fists enchanted. *_*
Sszeyl: (( Can't. ))
Shankfang the Deffrider:Do it anyway. *_*
Shankfang the Deffrider:Magic fists. *_*
Gamal-Junayd:amulet of might fists?
Gnogglebolt:"Ah, yes, actually, that's the main reason we came here today, Nathaniel."
Gamal-Junayd:you can put weapon enchants on em
* Nathaniel Toris waits patiently for weapon talk to subside. |3
Thomas Lazarus:We can't do that. He would need to leave his fists here for eight days. *bricked*
Tathi:Tathi edges up close to Rusal, and whispers something. :3
Tathi whispers: "So what's this about mountains, hrm?"
RAM:Bafroom, brb.
Gnogglebolt:"We were going to double-check if we're actually waiting on anything before heading to Yoriver, so we wanted to know where exactly the next dragon is that is on the way there."
Gnogglebolt:"So we can make that stop before Yoriver."
* Rusal Ebonwood leans away a little as Tathi enters his personal space. :|
Tathi:>:3
You whisper to Ghostwish: "Nothing that currently concerns you, Miss Tathi." :|
Sszeyl:Sigh.
Tathi whispers: "Oh come, why so secretive?" :3
Sszeyl:"Well, if we're going to be leaving tomorrow, could I just get the base enchantment on this?"
Nathaniel Toris:"Kerishorak is eager to meet you, so you do not need to wait on him. Come, do you have a map?"
Brian:"On both ends, or one?"
Tathi:Memory check: Keri who? XP
Gnogglebolt:"Ah, yes." Gnogglebolt pulls a map out of his cargo pack.
TMG:the next Dragon, doofus. :P
TMG:for Sszeyl's seal
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt lays the map out on the table.
Gnogglebolt:...it's got a few notemarks and things leftover from previous adventures.
Thomas Lazarus:We've finally burned through enough chump side-quests to consider getting back to the apocalyptic main plot. We're such WRPG heroes. =3=;
Shankfang the Deffrider:Troof.
* Thomas Lazarus finishes his (freakin' incredible) Terridoodle and stands.
Nathaniel Toris:"Do you see the towns of Galan and Dalvani, in the desert?"
Thomas Lazarus:"The student has surpassed the master." =3= Sagenod.
Gamal-Junayd whispers: any info I'd know of them?
Thomas Lazarus:"Use these powers as I used them; for good and friendship."
Nathaniel Toris:"Travel here..." The old man marks a location on the map. "And look for a ring of red stones.'
* Terri salutes.
* Thomas Lazarus offers thumbs-up towards Zairith. =_=
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt follows Nathaniel pointing at the map, and scratches a little notemark in the indicated place with a quill.
Sszeyl:"Just one."
You whisper to Railock: Galan is a huge trader outpost in the middle of the desert; Dalvani is a seedy little town, built around an oasis, renowned as being a den of thieves. Both of them are known to be occasional places where the Vorel-Svent stop for goods and services.
Brian:"Doable."
Gamal-Junayd whispers: do I recognize the mention of this ring of red stones? an idea of where they are?
Aelian:Aelian is sure to make a copy of the map too.
Nathaniel Toris:"When you arrive , stand in the center of the stones -- being certain to keep all parts of yourselves inside the circle -- and say 'origato udoka tir arcaniss.'" (Let us do magic, for the Draconic speakers.) "You will be escorted to Kerishorak's lair, and be treated to a show should I recall correctly."
You whisper to Railock: Int check.
Gamal-Junayd:(Intelligence Check : « 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »)
* Thomas Lazarus looks impressed. :.
You whisper to Railock: Or local knowledge if you have it. Or arcana knowledge.
Gamal-Junayd whispers: nope, jsut int. but not a bad roll
Gnogglebolt:"...Is it all right if I write that down, or do you want us to commit that to memory?"
You whisper to Railock: Oh year, he knows about those stones. During the night, strange creatures and bizarre lights can often be seen dancing in the sky and on the ground near the stones. It's reputed to be a wild-magic area.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"A show?" :o
Nathaniel Toris:"By all means, write it down. Pronouncing the wrong words could have consequences."
Thomas Lazarus:"Writeitdownwriteitdownwriteitdown" =3=;
Gamal-Junayd:"I..know that area. It's supposed to be filled with wild magic. lots of strange creatures, bizarre lights int he skies...Is that caused by him?"
* Thomas Lazarus glances over. "Is that close to your home?"
Gnogglebolt:"Alright. Just checking if it was a security risk or something should we lose the paper and someone else gets it." Gnogglebolt says, and writes down the instructions on a small slip of paper, which he stuffs into a pocket.
Gamal-Junayd:"My tribe has traded with both the towns he mentions. We do move around a good deal."
Thomas Lazarus:"Ah.."
Nathaniel Toris:"While you are going north, if you would like to save yourselves a second journey and visit Calaserian as well, you may wish to travel to Skydragon Citadel. He resides there with his children."
Thomas Lazarus::O "I've never gone that far north.."
Gamal-Junayd:"Going north..in the middle of winter...couldn't it wait till spring? or better yet, summer?"
Thomas Lazarus:"I don't think so."
Tathi:"Skydragon citadel.. if I remember correctly, I've got family up that way.."
* Gamal-Junayd sighs
Gnogglebolt:"Huh. Two dragons for the seal in one trip?"
Nathaniel Toris:"The citadel guards are highly suspicious, and may deny you access if you do not have a key."
Gnogglebolt:"That will be very good. I've been getting worried about Sszeyl lately."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy hed a delivery to Forgehelm vunce."
Gnogglebolt:"I think Red has been making more attempts at control"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"But dat's de farddest nord Hy'v been."
Nathaniel Toris:"Unfortunately... as they guard their keys jealously... this family you speak of may be your best chance of entering the Citadel outside of doing a service for the silver clan."
Thomas Lazarus:"Sheesh." Tom rests his hands on his waist. "We need to get you some kind of warming-up magic for the trip? It's snowy and windy today, but it's not THAT cold. It's going to get colder before spring!"
Tathi:"Oh, wow.. So my baby brother is really up there?" Tathi says, looking earnestly surprised."
Nathaniel Toris:"Perhaps you may be interested in some potions of Endure Elements?"
Nathaniel Toris:|3
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks back at Gamal. "And besides, if it's that cold to you, I can whip up something to keep you warm at any time."
Tathi:"I have another idea, if I might.." And she promptly taps Rusal on the shoulder.. like.. 16 times.
Teeny Rin:JEW-DRAGONS CONFIRMED. *bricked away!*
Gnogglebolt:"Or you can get something from Nathaniel here. Weather is no obstacle to us. We're determined."
Rusal Ebonwood:"What," the wizard growls to Tathi. >:\
Thomas Lazarus:"..." Tom glances aside sharply.
Tathi:"I don't suppose you could make a few more pairs of those boots, could you?" She says in the sweetest little voice. Gods. |3
Shankfang the Deffrider:WEATHER IS NO OBSTACLE FOR CATTANK
Shankfang the Deffrider:CATTANK IS STRONG
* Liatai has monorail cat.
* Dr. Hatari has drillcat. :(
* Ghostwish has dumb dog that won't stop chewing on tables. >:(
Sszeyl:Sszey pays the 2k gold in advance, and leaves the staff with Brian.
RAM:Cocoa is Monorail Cat? :o
Rusal Ebonwood:"... it would require the aid of a nature mage, but yes." :|
Thomas Lazarus:Nature mage. Is that what he gets called for
Thomas Lazarus:*entangled*
* Lethiriss looks so happy. And warm. |3
Thomas Lazarus:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Rusal Ebonwood:"The Ebonwood's stock of them is currently depleted."
Aelian:"I can help with that. Maybe even get your stock up? I figure they must sell well."
Thomas Lazarus:"Well, thank you for the map. I should speak with local commander Ashmore first, but, I believe we will be departing quite soon. ..Hopefully."
Rusal Ebonwood:"That would be why the stock is depleted, yes."
* Dr. Hatari is now picturing Ebonwood, Ryiel, Eisen, Ashmore and Gradia on some kind of dark council of SrsBsns.
Gamal-Junayd:"If were departing soon, do we have time for more of these boots?"
Rusal Ebonwood:"How many pairs would you be looking to order?"
Tathi:"All of them." :3
Aelian:"Tathi."
Tathi:"Okay fine. A set for me and Aelian. Anyone else?"
* Rusal Ebonwood looks flatly at Tathi. "That would be a sum total of zero, Tathi, currently." >:\
Thomas Lazarus:"Sheesh, I don't get it."
Rusal Ebonwood:"Two pairs can be completed in five days." The wizard folds his hands into his robe sleeves.
Tathi:"Darn.. I think that might be a bit too long.."
Sszeyl:"Here's an idea."
Thomas Lazarus:"Well. Please excuse me. I'm going to go a little ways ahead and report before requesting orders. Please stop by when you're all done visiting." He offers Terri another smile. "Thank you for the cookie."
Sszeyl:"How about we purchase potions of endure elements?"
Sszeyl::T
Terri:"-- Oh wait!"
Terri:"Mr. Tom! Mr. Tom!"
* Thomas Lazarus looks back. "?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:Just Dragon them. :B
* Terri holds up a mug of hot chocolate. "For the road." :3
Gamal-Junayd:"It may not be comfortable..but we can deal. We'll just have to layer up. If we do'nt have time..we don't have time."
Sszeyl:"Oh by the way, Terri and Vira. And Ian, if he's in earshot."
Thomas Lazarus:"D'aww. Thanks, kiddo. I'll bring the mug back safe and sound." |3
TMG:(question: what exactly are those boots everyone's going on about, again?)
Thomas Lazarus: (( I have no idea, boots of the winterlands. ))
Rusal Ebonwood:"If I may suggest a different option."
Gamal-Junayd: (( gamal already has boots, and not enough money for a pair anyways so...eh ))
* Thomas Lazarus blows the hotness off the top and sips his cocoa once before re-wrapping his scarf and slipping outside.
Rusal Ebonwood:"If you are simply looking for something to keep you warm, and do not mind missing the other benefits of the boots, there are some wand-crafters who have created what they refer to as 'eternal wands.' "
Thomas Lazarus:He stalks off ahead of the group to get that solo reporting-in-Ashmores-office business taken care of before everybody's waiting.
Rusal Ebonwood:"They function twice a day, never lose their charge, and any student of the arcane may utilize them. A wand with a spell of Endure Elements contained in it would be worth roughly 820 gold pieces."
TMG:EBERRONISM. :U
Vira Toris:"Papa could make that." :o
Gnogglebolt:ahem. |3
Tathi:Tathi nods, and then looks over at Nathaniel, smiling. "I don't suppose you might have any of those for sale?"
* Liatai throws fish. >:O
Liatai:I DIDN'T WANT TO COME UP WITH A PRICE FOR A BAUBLE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, SHUT IT >:O
Dr. Hatari::B
TMG:|D
RAM:x3
Dr. Hatari:TMG'd.
* RAM fox-snatches fish and nomz.
Rusal Ebonwood:"I have one for sale at the Ebonwood."
TMG:Give her another week and we'll have warforged and changelings. :U
Matthew Toris:"And my daughter is right -- I could fashion another in a day." :D
Tathi:"Well, I'll just buy yours right now, Mr. Matthew, since stuffy long ears here wants to be a secret keeper." :3
Sszeyl:"I have recently accepted a family into my service to tend some land I won't be around to maintain myself. They have a boy about the age your human shapes look to be, and if you ever pass by the area, he might enjoy playing with you. Adventuresome boy, with prodigious skill in painting and easily journeyman skill in a forge. I don't know if he has arcane talent, but perhaps he'd entertain you with steel baubles."
Terri::.
Thomas Lazarus:Tom, meanwhile, with some navigational delays, parts the doors to the LMS building and steps inside. He shakes and brushes the snow off himself like a wet hound. The other inquisitors get a raised palm in greeting. "Mornin'. 'Scuse me, need to speak with the Commander quickish."
RAM:...
* RAM just had a thought. :.
RAM:Is Talfeera capable of enchanting stuff and making magic items? :.
Matthew Toris:"Done!" :D "I'll have it ready for you in the morning."
Dr. Hatari:She's a gnome sorceress, so, it's very unlikely. Wizards are much better suited to artifice.
RAM:Mmm.
Sszeyl: (( Or artificers. ))
Sszeyl: (( :D ))
Sszeyl: (( *flame'd* ))
Dr. Hatari:She would only be able to enchant the stuff she happened to have learned the spells for.
Tathi:"Wonderful! Mind if I pay now and pick it up later?"
Liatai:The DM's running to get some food, BRB.
Dr. Hatari:Not to mention she doesn't get bonus feats.
Matthew Toris:"If you have the gold, I certainly wouldn't say no to such an offer." |3
TMG:yeah, Talfeera would have need to have blown feats on item creation
Tathi:Tathi pays out 820 gold peices. "Also, how are my windows coming?" :3
RAM:I see.
TMG:and as said, sorc don't get bonus feats, so she'd be very feat-scarce and need them for other things
RAM:Fair enough.
TMG:It's -possible-, but rare and most aren't inclined to do it unless they're centering themselves around it entirely.
Dr. Hatari:Like, she could have the item-craft feats. It would just be to the exclusion of other more sorceressy stuff.
Dr. Hatari:And could only make a few enchantments.
Matthew Toris:"Aha! Your windows! We haven't heard much from Max lately -- which is a sure sign he's hard at work." |3 "By the end of the month, he should have them done, knowing how he works."
* RAM was just curious.
* Thomas Lazarus heads on upstairs.
* Liatai got distracted from noms by purrcat. |D;;;; AFK!
Dr. Hatari:Oh. I thought it was just quick.
Dr. Hatari:Go away Cocoa. :B
Tathi:"Wonderful!" She says. "I'll be by after sunrise to pick up the wand." She says.
RAM:Silly Cocoa. :B
Thomas Lazarus:And here I am, temporarily stranded without other PCs to interact with while the DM is away.. >:9
Thomas Lazarus:>.>
Thomas Lazarus:TREES SUCK :U
Tathi:I'LL CUT YOU.
Shankfang the Deffrider:SHADOWY ILLUMINATION!
Tathi:NO ONE WITH STARSHIP WEAPONS PROF.
* Thomas Lazarus knock knock knocks on the Commander's door. "Inquisitor Lazarus. May I have a word, Commander?"
* Thomas Lazarus feels like a Mass Effect NPC every time he speaks with Ashmore. >:T
Railock is disconnected.
Tathi: (( "My name is Commander Ashmore, and I approve of this store-" *BRICK'D* ))
TMG:...huh? Why? xD
* TMG has never polayed mass effect. Context? :B
Dr. Hatari:Because your crew constantly refer to you by rank, and occasionally by 'Shepard'.
TMG:Ah. x3
Dr. Hatari:In other words, you hear "Commander." fucking, like, atleast one thousand times per playthrough. :B
Alberic Ashmore:"Enter."
* Thomas Lazarus steps inside. He looks a little surprised by the extra presence.
Thomas Lazarus:"Lieutenant." :.
RAM:Omnomnom?
Cadamon Gardner:Commander and lieutenant are both in, looking over a map. Cadamon nods in return.
Ghostwish:Suddenly, a large cement brick goes flying in through Ashmore's window. Tathi bellows from below "TOOOOOOMMMIIIISSSSSS, WE NEED'TA GO ADVENTURIN. GET GOIN."
Railock has connected.
Thomas Lazarus:>:O
* Thomas Lazarus salutes before approaching. "Commander." He falls at-ease. "The bulk of Guardian business lately has become resolved. We've gotten some updated rapid transportation options, and destinations of the remaining great dragons necessary for reinforcing the seal on Vargichixeniejir.. so.."
* Thomas Lazarus frowns and lowers his face slightly while maintining eye contact. "Have there been any updates on the Yoriver situation?"
Ghostwish:Tathi plants a suggestion in Thomas' mind. Fart extra loud as you leave his office.
TMG:lowers his face slightly while maintaining eye contact?
Thomas Lazarus:Go do something!! XD
* TMG sees Thomas giving Commander the Kubric Stare
* TMG wat
Ghostwish:I'm waiting on timeskip. XP
Alberic Ashmore:"There have. That is actually precisely what the lieutenant and I were discussing." He nods to Cadamon.
* Thomas Lazarus droops. Every time I enter this office, all other planetary business stops. =3=;;; *bricked*
TMG:http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KubrickStare
Ghostwish:It's because you loaded a new area!! >:O
* Cadamon Gardner clears his throat. "The high commanders have found evidence that a Hextorian cult may be growing in the town of Yoriver. Some lower-ranking recruits of the guard have been found with Hextor's dogma written in their logbooks. The authorities have disavowed knowledge of such activities, and those found guilty have been contained and purged of rank. However, there have been several sightings of erinyes within city bounds."
Thomas Lazarus:"I see. The Guardians stand ready, sir."
Gamal-Junayd:I've been kinda trying to NOT add on anything that will split attention or delay the timeskip
Gamal-Junayd:main reason I'm being quiet
Ghostwish:Yeah well, all Thomas is doing is interrupting Cadamon and ashmore's secret affair. *brick'd*
* Thomas Lazarus flinches. "... I see." He grows thoughtful. "That makes sense."
Thomas Lazarus:Don't ask don't tell. I didn't see nuffin'. *bricked*
Ghostwish:Don't ask don't tell OH WELL. XP
Cadamon Gardner:"The high commanders have issued a recruiting call for those with an interest in fiend-hunting and inquisition to Yoriver, to find and rout the source." Cuthbert's mace, audience, the commander's a married man. >:|
Ghostwish:OH MY
Alberic Ashmore:That does not stop those demented fiends known commonly as "shippers."
Alberic Ashmore:In any case. :|
* Ghostwish cackles and skitters away, hiding under the sofa.
Thomas Lazarus:They keep pairing me with this gnome woman for some reason. I met her for like ten minutes. >.>
RAM:An affair! :O
RAM:Scandelous!
Meany:I read that in the Recess show Ashley's voice.
Meany:Basically four prepubescent girls all sing-songing Scandelous at the same time.
Alberic Ashmore:"Naturally, your name will be submitted, as I imagine you wish. The Mace has dire need of competent agents up there, inquisitor."
* Thomas Lazarus nods firmly. "Respectfully, you couldn't keep me away any longer, commander. The Guardians'll definitely take this opportunity to investigate the city as we journey north."
Thomas Lazarus:"In fact, that's a matter I had hoped to bring up. As Inquisitor Carthan may or may not have noted, our engineer has completed a very large, and very fast vehicle. If we were to depart in force soon, we might need to bring any additional inquisitors along with us right away, lest they be left behind to try and rendesvous at the city much later."
Alberic Ashmore:"... yes, that has been noted in his reports. Do advise him to be careful with it." :|
Shankfang the Deffrider:Mine is still faster. :P
Ghostwish:Tathi: you would subject your fellow inquisitors to that? And you call me evil.
Thomas Lazarus:"They don't know the meaning of the word."
Meany:"Ha ha ha. I love that speed limits haven't been invented yet."
Thomas Lazarus:Oh Mazians.
Meany:"And that criminally negligent manslaughter is still just an idea."
Meany:"Otherwise people would object to me rolling through all those houses."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Just you wait.
Shankfang the Deffrider:I have upgrades planned. *.*
Thomas Lazarus:Upgrades for what? The established continent is already too small to delay your travel to over one day. :B
Shankfang the Deffrider:MORE SPEED!
Alberic Ashmore:"Given the recent situations with the cult of Erythnul, the Elf-Drinker, and the ever-present Blackskulls, we could spare one additional agent in addition to you. Inquisitors Carthan and Berilan, as well as Archivist Malino, have shown interest in this venture."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Dragons are still faster than Dragula. *.*
Gnogglebolt:Well, at any rate, I can't think of much else to do at Toris shop, and I can't think of anywhere else to go without pulling the DM apart. :B Gnogglebolt returns to HQ and gets working on a new device. This one will be the Holy Water Spraygun.
Gamal-Junayd:if any of them have dark knowledge now that we lack mirion..I say we take that one
Shankfang the Deffrider:...Crap, I have no idea how much it would cost to upgrade Dragula, or what the DC would be. ^^;
Gnogglebolt:Also, FYI, Gnogglebolt completed another Drivetrain Linkage, so we can add a secon carraige to the trucktrain.
* Shankfang the Deffrider plays with Terri for a little while, before departing as well.
Gnogglebolt:For more space/cargo/passengers, if it matters
Shankfang the Deffrider:UPGRADES *.*
Alberic Ashmore:"Archivist Malino would require two additional days to train his replacement, as would Inquisitor Berilan, but Inquisitor Carthan could leave tomorrow."
RAM:Lia, you wouldn't still happen to have the crafting info for the Deffbike, would you? ^^;
Liatai:Uhm. Somewhere. :B
Thomas Lazarus:Carthan? Ehhn we've got one. Malino? Ehhh we're out our archivist.. and he's a support spellcaster.. and we already have a monk.. so clearly the best choice is--
TMG:I keep telling you it needs to be put on the wiki. >:O
Thomas Lazarus:"Berilan." He says simply.
RAM:I know, I know.
* RAM just keeps forgetting. :B
Thomas Lazarus:"We have weapon comissions to complete in the next two days regardless."
Meany:Carriage is rather cheap.
Meany:Go buy one. :V
Thomas Lazarus:"And I have a feeling after all my prodding I wouldn't be able to get out the door unheadlocked if I shortchanged her again." He pauses, then clears his throat. "..Commander." >.>;
Alberic Ashmore:"I will inform her."
Gnogglebolt:Good point. On the way back to the H--no, wait, he';d have to drag it through the weather. -3- No, Gnogglebolt goes straight to the HQ to get started on the Spraygun
Thomas Lazarus:Thomas salutes once again.
Liatai:>:O CAT ON PLATE.
Meany:You can always.
Ghostwish:You are taking. The drunken master. To your sister. WTF THOMAS.
Meany:*shifyeyes*
Teeny Rin:>83 !
Meany:Borrow the Mules.
RAM:I don't suppose I can bother you to dredge up the Deffbike stats, could I. :3
Thomas Lazarus:WHAT COULD GO WRONG
RAM:Hi Cocoa!
Ghostwish:EVERYTHING.
Thomas Lazarus:OH.
YES.
Venezuela:I'M CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Cadamon Gardner:They're doomed. ^^;
Alberic Ashmore:Quiet.
Cadamon Gardner:Yes sir. ^^;;;
Thomas Lazarus:"I'll report back shortly before we leave in two days, then. Good afternoon Commander. Lieutenant."
* Cadamon Gardner nods.
Thomas Lazarus:And Tom returns to HQ~
GM:Aw man, that means I gotta level Anise. =3= *brick'd*
Honduras:Hi guys!
Honduras:Give me your gold!
Thomas Lazarus:You knew who it was gonna be the moment you put it in my hands. 83
GM:Noms? We'll leave Castleton next session unless people really want to hit the gas and go. :3
Tokens dropped onto map 'Tinker Workshop and VG HQ'* Dr. Hatari winces.
Trample:Bitch.
Venezuela:COWARD.
Gamal-Junayd:hit the gas!
Trample: (( Hit the gas! ))
Dr. Hatari:Are we really considering chalking an entire Saturday's session up to dragging ass around and not getting anything done? =w=;;;;;
TMG:Gamal - Badsnow!
Shankfang - Emergency breakfast maker!
Thomas - Miracleworker!
Sszeyl - Someone give me a loan. Please?
Sszeyl - I will find a shop in this snow if it kills me
Thomas - COOKIEMASTER
Thomas - Reporting for duty!
* Dr. Hatari votes Gas.
Dragula the Deffbike:STFU B4 I prawn all of u.
Gnogglebolt:Well, when Thomas arrives at HQ, Gnogglebolt comes to find him.
Meany:Shankfang: Floor it? Gnogglebolt: Yes. I MEAN NO, DON'T FLOOR IT! Shankfang: FLOORING IT.
Gnogglebolt:"So, what's the update on our departure?"
Ghostwish:Gamal - SNOW. WHY DID HAVE TO BE SNOW
Shankfang the Deffrider:GAAAAAS!
Meany:Gnogglebolt inflates to fifty times his size after the crash. Oh Shankfang. WHYYYYYYYYYY.
Ghostwish:Shankfang - I can has b cook?
Ghostwish:Thomas - The Great Revival
RAM:Seconding Gamal for ERMAHGERD, SNUR!
Ghostwish:Sszeyl - SNOW. MY NEWEST NEMESIS.
* Thomas Lazarus dusts snow off his mantle yet again. "Clear to depart with another inquisitor in two days. Should be about the time all our comissions are finally done, if I heard them correctly."
Ghostwish:Hatari for putting up with my trolling. For the millionith time. XP
Thomas Lazarus:"So if you've got some tricks you wanna start cranking out.. get a' cranking."
Gamal-Junayd:second shank for taking up gamals slack.
thomas for checking on the missing cook
tathi - bugging ebonwood at any chance.
sszeyel - I WILL walk through this blizzard till I find my way home or become an icecicle
Gnogglebolt:"Oh, will do."
RAM:Ed: Giving up warmth for another.
Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see
RAM:Tathi: Poking the hornets nest.
RAM:(Zairith)
Ghostwish:With napalm.. :3
* Dr. Hatari has actually spent quite a lot of the session totally delirious. Thank you caffiene.
RAM:Terri: Inusfferably cute.
Meany:You know.
Ghostwish:Seconding Terri.
Dr. Hatari:Terri gets the noms like a real Guardian.
Meany:I want to see the first time someone casts Anti-Magic on a melee guy.
Dr. Hatari:Levels up.
Meany:And sends them after Tathi.
Dr. Hatari:Gains sizeclass.
Dr. Hatari:Suddenly Terri is an adult and still four.
Meany:Just so Tathi can beat them to death with her book or something.
Dr. Hatari:Entire party: o_o;;
RAM:x3
Meany:"DO YOU KNOW HOW MY STRENGTH SCORE HAS TO BE TO CARRY THIS THING?! HAVE AT THEE, BITCH."
Dr. Hatari:Anti-magic is Personal range. So you can only get it onto fighters through A.) Shenanigans, or B.) A fucking bonkers like 170,000gp custom woundrous item.
Meany:Or C) Multiclass.
Dr. Hatari:Multiclass into a full arcane caster up to CL 13, yeah.. :B
GM:TIMESKIP GO!
Meany:Spellsword.
Meany::B
Gnogglebolt:So, Gnogglebolt craftcraftcrafts the days away...
Meany:And buys a second carriage.
GM:« 1d100 = 41 » and « 1d100 = 30 » takes us to this dawn of a new day, Damarron 22nd.
Tathi:New day!! Tathi casts detect scrying!
RAM:Lia, would it be possible to dredge up Dragula's craft info?
GM:The blizzard was followed by two very nice days -- not right now. >:E
GM:I'm timeskipping. >:E
Dr. Hatari:Ain't it on the website?
RAM:Aww.
RAM:No, it was made before I knew there was a website.
* RAM will just wait on upgrades, then.
TMG:hatari; that's exactly what I was telling him earlier, he needs to -put- it on the website.
TMG:I told him this months ago as well. :B
RAM:Techy, I don't -have- it.
RAM:This was made before I even had the books.
RAM:And thus had no idea how vital it was to keep said info.
GM:The snow is starting to melt away, but has reached that nice easily-packed consistency that's great for snowmen. If you have time to build snowmen before HEADING OFF TO SAVE THE DAY! \o/
Thomas Lazarus:*_*
Gnogglebolt:Anyway. Gnogglebolt may or may not have completed spraygun by now, don't know, but -if- he did, then it's quietly packed away on the carraige. Along with the fifty-pound barrel of holy water (which everyone else probably noticed when it was delivered)
Ghostwish:Tathi: There are suddenly 50 snowmen outside of the HQ. They're armed, and animated,and coming right at you Thomas!!
Gnogglebolt:He also went out in the intervening days and purchased a second carriage to mount the second drivetrain linkage to.
Gnogglebolt:How much does an average carriage cost?
Tathi:Tathi and Aelian show up early the next morning, but don't stop by in the HQ. They head for the Pearldust. :3
Lethiriss:At some point on Damarron 21st, Lethiriss showed up with a jar full of hot chocolate mix and a few loaves of trail bread, plus a jar of blackberry jam.
Shankfang the Deffrider:« 1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23 » Snowball toss at Tom~!
Lethiriss:Sss, you're not going off to be heroessss hungry. :3~
Thomas Lazarus:Thanks Lethir--erk!
Tathi:Knockidy knock knock knock on the pawn shop door. :3
Shankfang the Deffrider::3
Gnogglebolt:Oh! nevermind, found it in PHB.
Thomas Lazarus:"I forgot to return Terri's mug.." Says snowball plaf'd Tom. O|
Gnogglebolt:Carriage: 100 gp
Shankfang the Deffrider:Tenk hyu Lethiriss!
* Gamal-Junayd has been preparing and plannign the rations and food to take, adn gladly adds lethriss's additions
Terri:The wand exchanges hands. "So when're we going --" Terri started before Brian cut her off with a look. >:\
Gnogglebolt:« 45349-100 = 45349 - 100 = 45249 »
Shankfang the Deffrider:Aww, Terri's not coming? >:
Gnogglebolt:Not this time, kid.
Shankfang the Deffrider:But I even gave her a gun! She would kick so much ass!
Gamal-Junayd:maybe her parents dont want her shooting guns yet?
Tathi:Tathi smiles sweetly. "Sorry Terri, but I have to agree with your family. We're going to be dealing with demons and the like. If you were as big as Max, I might consider, but no way are we taking a hatchling. Stay here, stay safe, allright? I'd bring you back on of their horns or something, but I figure your entire family and Thomas would try to kill me." ^^;
Terri:"But who's gonna keep you guys safe?" >:
* Thomas Lazarus passes by and hands Terri back her cocoa mug. "..Yes."
Thomas Lazarus:TATHI'D.
Tathi:Holy shit where did you-
Tathi:^^;
Tathi:"Likely, that will be my father. You might have heard of him?"
Gamal-Junayd:"I will see to their safety, both on the battlefield, and from hunger."
Tathi:WTF did you people follow me to the pearldust? XP
Thomas Lazarus:*_*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Leaden Mace Society'Tathi:Ah, payback, I am familiar with you. XP
Gamal-Junayd:ah didn't notice that, nah I'm back packign food
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Don' vorry, Terri! Ve vill be fine." :B
Shankfang the Deffrider:SUDDENLY!
Shankfang the Deffrider:Half-Orc!
* Terri takes the cocoa mug, still sad-facing. >8 She then draws herself up straight and points at the Guardians dramatically.
Gnogglebolt:well gee should I randomly appear at Toris-shop, too? :B
Tathi:I HATE YOU ALL.
Terri:"Be safe! Stay in touch! Don't die! And kick their butts." >8(
Sszeyl:"We'll send you their butts to mount on a wall."
Thomas Lazarus:"You can count on it." He smiles earnestly.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Uf kourse!" :3
Shankfang the Deffrider:And Terri gets a HALF-ORC HUG! :D
* Terri nods solemnly. >:|
Terri:And then gets hugged. X3
Aelian:Aelian goes very quiet at the mention of 'don't die'. >>
Thomas Lazarus:"See you when we get back." Wave. On the appointed morning, Tom's next trip is off to the LMS building.
Gnogglebolt:(Hey Lia, when you get a spare moment, could you drop a new Carriage object onto HQ and put it next to Barbarus's carriage? ^^ )
Anise Berilan:The Mace's resident drunkmonk is shouldering a bag -- Tom almost runs into her on her way out the door. "Keep 'em safe, inquisitor. People are counting on you."
Trevor Merrimac:"Yes, ma'am."
Tathi:Tathi, with wand in tow, heads off to the HQ to get away from all the STALKERS. :O
* Thomas Lazarus steps in, and nods.
Thomas Lazarus:"Good. Was checking to make sure you were ready."
Tathi:« 12489-820 = 12489 - 820 = 11669 »
Smoke::D
Thomas Lazarus:"Hope you don't get travel-sickness."
* Smoke sits in front of Tom and dons puppy eyes. >8
* Thomas Lazarus stoops and pulls Smoke up into a doggy-hug. |3
Thomas Lazarus:Ruffleruffleruffle.
* Shankfang the Deffrider bids farewell with promises to make sure everyone stays safe. :3
Smoke:You didn't want to take me along? >8 ... but he can't stop the tail-wag.
Thomas Lazarus:"There, there. It's nothing you'll regret missing out on."
Sszeyl:"So."
Anise Berilan:"Ready as I'll ever be. Besides, Miron taught me a few anti-travel-sickness tricks before he left for Braxton."
Sszeyl:"Who wants to guess how many more characters Barbarus recruits to our guild by the time we get back?"
Gamal-Junayd:"Not enough."
* Thomas Lazarus nods once. "Alright then."
Thomas Lazarus:"Finally.. let's get this show on the road."
Tathi:"Too many."
Flint Carthan:"Don't hesitate to send word if you find yourselves over your heads. There's bound to be somebody in this city we can call on for a teleport."
Tathi:"Hey, let's drive by the Ebonwood and pelt him with snowballs!" Tathi calls. :3
* Thomas Lazarus turns back out with a brief wave and heads off for HQ to rendesvous.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Ja!" :D
Thomas Lazarus:"You'll have plenty to do, don't worry." |3
Anise Berilan:"Don't have too much fun while I'm gone!" XP
Landon Skar:"Mm." Landon waves.
* Thomas Lazarus fishes around his belt briefly. "By the way.."
Gamal-Junayd:"Lets not. I think we need to be going, and doing so might end up with more problems than it's worth."
* Thomas Lazarus produces a platinum ring. "Here."
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt finishes going over details with Miss Vesav of how she should recieve any potential tinker students while he's gone (including leaving money behind, exact amount to be determined later)
Anise Berilan:"... uh. I's a sweet gesture, Tom, but I'm not much of a jewelry person."
Sszeyl:"I think he wants to marry you. That is the custom, yes?"
Sszeyl:"Oh wait, there's no diamond."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Tom and Anise, sittin' in a tree~
Sszeyl:"It's probably a focus."
* Thomas Lazarus dons a slightly flat look. "It's a focus for the strongest ward I know. Based on what Rae and sis've relayed, there are a lot of fiends up there. Big and bad ones, too."
Thomas Lazarus:"It's so you don't risk getting torn apart on the front."
Tathi:"Rae? And when did you become so informal with my father, hrm?" She asks, teasingly.
Anise Berilan:"Aha... well, not getting torn apart is always a plus. Thanks."
Thomas Lazarus:WHA-
Thomas Lazarus:>:O
Edaric:"I think I see a rhino approaching." :3
Trample:Yup, that's a rhin-... in full furs.
Venezuela:WEAKLING.
Dorf Aias:The dwarf went and got full, fur barding for his rhino. :|
Edaric:"... a wooly rhino.":.
Thomas Lazarus:o_o;
Sszeyl:"What a strange mammal."
Tathi:Tathi just stares, and gapes.
Sszeyl:Sszeyl waggles his beard at the dwarf, and gets into the carriages for the trucktrain.
Shankfang the Deffrider:Shankfang pets. :3
Dorf Aias:"Allo!" The dwarf in a thick coat calls, waving from his saddle/platform on the rhino.
Dragula the Deffbike:Vrrrrr...
Anise Berilan:"Hey, Dorf! What brings you out here?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:Shankfang also starts up Dragula. >:3
* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and raises a brow slightly at the ridiculous getup on the rhino. =w=;
Gnogglebolt:The party hears the loud, squealing sound of heavy doors sliding on metal rails around the other side of the building.
Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:Moments later, a thunderous roar is heard.
Anise Berilan:Considering he hung out outside Leaden Mace HQ for weeks, I think it's safe to say drunkmonk knows the dwarf. :B *brick'd*
* Thomas Lazarus glances back. "Sounds like the ride's ready."
Gamal-Junayd:"Are really going all the way on..that ...thing?"
Anise Berilan:"-- What the frack is that."
Thomas Lazarus:"Unless you feel like horseback riding into the northern winds for a couple months, then yes."
Dorf Aias:"That's a braw fluff ye git there." He says, pointing at Sszeyl, and then looks to Anise. "And thir's mah favorite swallyin pal! ye comin' tae, Anise?" He says, and then looks towards the noise. "What th' hell is that?"
Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:The giant wheeled metal machine rolls into view.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Iz a bigger, slower version uf de Deffbike." :B
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt's head pokes out a hatch on top.
Dragula the Deffbike:VRRRRM!
Gnogglebolt:"Hey Barbarus! Mind getting the mules to bring the carriages over here?"
Thomas Lazarus:"..Coming too?" =w=;
* Thomas Lazarus forgot what Dorf's plans were.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hennyvun vant to ride vith me?" 83
Gnogglebolt:"Oh, Hello... Anise, wasn't it?"
Gnogglebolt:"Are you coming with us?"
* Thomas Lazarus offers a simple nod.
Barbarus:Barbarus leans out the window and whistles.
Dorf Aias:"Aye! Aren't ye headed north?"
Liatai:One moment, mathing...
Barbarus:Also Shazam.
Barbarus:Dorf now has some ribbons on his armor.
Thomas Lazarus:"It's a busy time of the year for the Mace. But Anise is the highest seniority fighter in the Castleton branch."
Dorf Aias:The best be beer ribbons, cat. >:|
Barbarus:They're beer -scented-.
Dorf Aias:I LOVE THIS CAT.
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt hops out of the giant machine and then goes underneath both carriages, hooking up some inscrutable machinery linkage along the bottoms of them through the connection braces
Shankfang the Deffrider:So, any takers on riding with Shankfang? :3
Thomas Lazarus:=3=;;;;;;;;;
Edaric:"... How is your rhino going to come along... ah... Dorf, was it?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy kan carry anodder 400 pounds vit me." :3
Dorf Aias:"Aye, 'n' urr ye truly gaun tae hurl oan they things??"
Dr. Hatari:Dorf should so volunteer.
Dr. Hatari:With the Rhino.
Shankfang the Deffrider:Anyone?
* Anise Berilan is looking over the machines with a O_o expression.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hennyvun?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy promize to make it fun~!"
Edaric:"Apparently we are." ^^;
Dragula the Deffbike:Vrrrrrrr.
Swallowtail:"No thanks."
Edaric:"No thanks."
Thomas Lazarus:"I'll take the windbreaks of the carriages, thanks." =w=;
Dorf Aias:"Mmm, ah think ah wull hurl oan th' wee yin. At least ah ken they deffbikes aren't as likely tae explode."
Anise Berilan:"How fast do they go?" >:3
Gamal-Junayd:"I'd rather stay inside the cairrages. less cold wind to worry about"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Dragula goes 80 MPH."
Dorf Aias:"I dinnae suppose Trample 'ere cuid shack up wi' th' mules?"
* Thomas Lazarus looks back to Gnogglebolt and shouts, "How fast do they go?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Und Hy hef plans to upgrade her, so she kan go even fastah!" >:D
TMG:(crap I can't remember if its 60 or 40. -3- )
Liatai:40.
* Anise Berilan clambers aboard. >:3
Gnogglebolt:"It can make a top speed of about fourty miles in one hour, on typical terrain!
Tathi:Tathi and Aelian climb aboard.
Aelian:"Uh, what about icy terrain?"
Edaric:"I don't see why not. ... As long as he can handle himself. Hey, Barbarus!"
Teeny Rin:Forty miles per hour, but careening out of control. *bricked!!*
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Icy terrain, normal terrain, rough terrain, iz all de same to Dragula." >:3
Gnogglebolt:"Wheeles are big and solid, they can grip even through ice."
Barbarus:"What?"
Dorf Aias:"I dinnae suppose Trample 'ere cuid shack up wi' th' mules?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:Oh yeah perfect maneuverability. >:3
Gnogglebolt:"By not normal terrain, I mean something like rocky crags or cliff faces."
Edaric:"Dorf wants to know if his rhino can stay with your mules?"
Teeny Rin:I wonder if it dons on Dorf what shack up with means.. *MOAR*
* Ghostwish whaps hatari with an urban-lingo fish.
* Dr. Hatari troll-wiggles.
Barbarus:"Just let me tell my minions to mix in some cannibus with Vene's food!"
Barbarus:canibus*
Edaric:....
Edaric:"You've been giving your mule pot?" =3=;;;
Eirik:A minion appears with feed bags.
Dr. Hatari:Aw, Niel Armstrong died.
Ghostwish:Yeah, I heard.
Liatai:>:
Thomas Lazarus:Tom boards the second carriage with a clank and clatter.
Barbarus:"Only when I don't want her rampaging and killing people!"
Trample:Bitches.
Edaric:"Where do you even -- never mind I don't want to know. Bad Ed. Don't get involved." =w=;;;;;
Venezuela:WEAKLIN-...
Shankfang the Deffrider::D
Venezuela:What was I saying? |D
Shankfang the Deffrider:I has a Dorf!
Honduras:Fish tacos should be a thing.
Venezuela:Oh, yeah!
Thomas Lazarus:"Maybe it's a plains thing.." {|3
Dragula the Deffbike:Oh god Dorf so heavy~! *brick'd*
Barbarus:"Everyone know where the weed man is!"
Dorf Aias:The dwarf promptly jumps on Dragula. "You better nae take the motor slow. Micht huv tae toss ye aff 'n' take the motor it myself." He says, grinning as he lifts his helmet up, and reaches it into the cranium, from which he pulls out.. goggles. The dwarf dons them, and instant biker dwarf. *brick'd so many times*
Meany:That's actually a running joke in my criminal justice classes. >>
Meany:That everyone know where the weed man is.
Meany:And that weed never got no one killed.
Liatai:Wat. :P
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Oh don' hyu vorry. Hy don' go slow." >:3
Meany:A student who took last year's classes wrote a very memerable argument for the legalization of maryjuana.
Meany:I can never spell that right.
Dorf Aias:,,, did you mean memorable or meme-able. XP
Dorf Aias:It seriously made me pause and think. XP
Meany:Both.
Thomas Lazarus:Tom leans his back to the carriage wall and calls semi-loudly out a window, "What's our first stop?"
Dorf Aias:"HELL!" The dwarf calls out, and fist-pumps.
Gnogglebolt:"Hang on, lemme check my map!"
Gnogglebolt:What tiem is it, o'pocketwatch?
Thomas Lazarus:To Edaric and Swallowtail, "I'm not gonna lie, I completely forget why he's coming along." owo;;;
Gnogglebolt:should be sometime before noon...
Shankfang the Deffrider:Is this Hell? Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for 300.
Thomas Lazarus:Tom puzzles. Did I do this? Was this a plan/ =3=c;;
Shankfang the Deffrider:Oh, and of course, Shankfang says goodbye to Talfeera before they leave. :3
GM:Roughly 9:00 AM o'pocketwatch.
Gnogglebolt:« 192/40 = 192 / 40 = 4.8 »
Dorf Aias:You were drunk, Thomas.
Dorf Aias:Why else would it be a dwarf?
Edaric:« 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » Knowledge check...
* Gamal-Junayd tries to jam himself into the corner of the cairrage, and arrainge his winter blanket over him so he's as warm as possible
Edaric:"I think Blackwood's on the way north somewhere if we want to stop there."
* Thomas Lazarus blanches a little. "..."
Gnogglebolt:"We'll have to pass around a large forest. By my calculations, it should take about five hours to get to 'Chardem', which is the city situated between two mountain ranges just before the Moscra Desert."
Gnogglebolt:"That is, if I go right around the forest and pass 'Tarova'."
Gnogglebolt:"But I could go left and passy by Blackwood instead. That'll add another half-hour."
Thomas Lazarus:"I'm good --"
* Thomas Lazarus dons a slow smirk. "..."
* Thomas Lazarus glances to Ed. "Unless there was something you wanted to visit while we're there~" *w*
Gamal-Junayd:"What's blackwood?"
Gamal-Junayd:"Any reasont o pass it?"
* Edaric chuckles. "For crying out loud, I haven't heard anything from that barmaid since we left town."
* Thomas Lazarus laughs!
Swallowtail:"Barmaid...?" =3=;
Thomas Lazarus:"Anyways, yeah, no business there really."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy kan get hyu dere in less dan tree hours, Ed..." >:3
Edaric:"Unless you want to see the site of one of the group's earlier adventures, Gamal, Shankfang, no particular reason." :3
Shankfang the Deffrider:"...Assuming henny uf hyu aktually trusted me on my Deffbike, hennyvay." :/
Gamal-Junayd:"Go the fastest route. Less time spent among snow..the better."
Thomas Lazarus:Tom status updates Shankfang, "Nope, sorry." :B
Sszeyl:"I'm meditating here."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Yes, he's still sore about no one trusting him on his bike. Even though he's an excellent driver and he's had it for years and years and it hasn't once exploded. >:E
Gnogglebolt:"Alright, passing by Tavora it is. Next stop, Chardem, five hours!"
GM:Hop on over to Autumn Road wen you're ready to travel!
Gamal-Junayd:right now? your asking the guy who doesn't like the snow, if he wants to be rip roaring around at super high speeds in the middle of winter without any protection from the wind. heck no not gonna happen even if he was used to mechanical transportation
Shankfang the Deffrider:But Dragula has a big Incindigas boiler! Is very warm on it!
Gamal-Junayd:warm ass frozen face
* Thomas Lazarus takes it relatively easy during the trip. He remains draped along most of the wall of one of the carriage cabins.
GM:-- Ooh. Er. And you might want to roll Listen checks, with a -10 due to the wind rushing over you.
Thomas Lazarus:Spot: « 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » Listen: « 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »
Gamal-Junayd:(Listen Check : « 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »)
Thomas Lazarus:Listen result negative four. {:3
Shankfang the Deffrider:Pfft.
Gamal-Junayd:7!
* Anise Berilan seems thrilled by the ride. >:D
Shankfang the Deffrider:« 1d20-10 = 17 - 10 = 7 »
Edaric:« 1d20 = 15 »
Tathi:« 1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 3 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 6 » listen!
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt guns the engine, and away they go! Since the majority of overland travel is 'in a straight line' with only minor course corrections and the occasional turn around the edges of the forest, Maneuverability Checks are only at DC 10. Also, since there's no 'combat' or otherwise anything particularly distracting, Gnogglebolt takes 10 on these checks (but if we suddenly enter combat, actual rolls will be necessary)
Aelian:« 1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24 » listen!
Shankfang the Deffrider:You'd be having even more fun if you rode on Dragula~! >:3
Swallowtail:« 1d20-6 = 6 - 6 = 0 »
Sszeyl:« 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 » Listen check!
Gnogglebolt:In a single hour, the Trucktrain travels about as far as a horse does in a whole day.
* Shankfang the Deffrider spends a lot of time making the ride as awesome and fun as possible, since Dragula moves twice as fast as the Trucktrain.
Dragula the Deffbike:So slow.
Dragula the Deffbike:Fatty.
* Thomas Lazarus stares at the cabin ceiling for a stretch of the trip. "..."
Gnogglebolt:Don't make me put a Seaforium Booster on this thing. *_*
Shankfang the Deffrider:HE doesn't work like that! >:E
Edaric:The bard and the ranger are the only ones who can hear it over the wind -- a shrill whistle seems to be heard over and over as the caravan rumbles past points on the road, and pedestrians run for the hills as soon as they hear the thing get close.
Dr. Hatari:Ooo, double-insult. Using C4 and going fasta. >83
Gnogglebolt:No, seriously. There -is- a Seaforium Booster. It's...goblintech, but it's there. :B
Shankfang the Deffrider:That makes no sense!
* Edaric has given up trying to practice over the sound of the trucktrain.
Shankfang the Deffrider:High explosives don't work like that!
Edaric:"... Do you guys hear that? It sounds like a signal whistle!"
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Thomas Lazarus:They do now because gaslamp.
* Thomas Lazarus glances over.
Aelian:"I do hear it. What is that?"
TMG:Description: The most recent goblin pilot, Razzeric, has made his own modifications to the goblin drag car. He’s added on a modified seaforium charge to the car, without any safety mechanisms. Powers: This upgrade boosts the speed by 20 mph for an overall speed of 80 mph, but it also increases the Malfunction Rating by 2.
* Thomas Lazarus looks at the horizon. "..?"
Gamal-Junayd:"Um..maybe we should see what's going on."
GM:Behind you, or ahead of you, Tom?
Thomas Lazarus:Let's say ahead.
Shankfang the Deffrider:HE Gaslamp shennanigans aside...
Dragula the Deffbike:I'm still faster. >:3
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt is of course looking forward over the road.
Thomas Lazarus:"Maybe it's just rangers or elves getting a fright or something. We're not causing anyone any real harm, atleast."
Dragula the Deffbike:Fatty McFatfat.
GM:Nothing currently ahead, aside from more frightened horsemen and pedestrians bolting for the brush -- HOLY! THAT came out of nowhere! A giant web has suddenly stretched between two of the trees ahead! Gnogglebolt, Shankfang, roll Use Tech Device checks to stop!
Thomas Lazarus:"Oh crap."
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Gnogglebolt:"Sweet lightning!"
Shankfang the Deffrider:I wonder what this button does...« 1d20+14 = 6 + 14 = 20 » Use Tech Device!
* Thomas Lazarus grabs a hand-hold.
Gnogglebolt:Use Tech Device! (also, Shankfang...)
Gnogglebolt:(-2 to the check for every Increment.
Gamal-Junayd whispers: you know this is going to give us an actual reason to want to get an airship right? hehe
Gnogglebolt:(Just like range increments, vehicles have Speed Increments)
Shankfang the Deffrider:Yes yes I know I know.
Gnogglebolt:One moment while I calculate mine...
Gnogglebolt:« 165*2 = 165 * 2 = 330 »
Tokens dropped onto map 'Autumn Road'Teeny Rin:Normally this is where I would be like MORE LIKE COCKULATING
Teeny Rin:But hark, encounter!
Shankfang the Deffrider:Which book was it listed in again? :B
Gnogglebolt:I'm two increments over first, so. Use Tech Device check to come to a stop! Or at least, try to. Additional penalties for decxreasing in increments.
Gnogglebolt:Changing Speed: Accelerating or decelerating up to one speed increment is easy. For each additional speed increment the pilot accelerates of decelerates in a round, she takes a cumulative –4 penalty on her maneuverability check for the round.
Tathi:"What in blazes!?"
TMG:Core book, Ram
Shankfang the Deffrider:Ah, found it.
TMG:page 211
Gnogglebolt:So, I have a grand total of -8 to my check.
Shankfang the Deffrider:-4 for mine.
Gnogglebolt:-4 for being two increments over my initial speed, -4 for trying to go straight down from top speed to stop in one round.
Dr. Hatari:Well the check is only going on five minutes late. :B
Dr. Hatari:Roll~
Gnogglebolt:Use Tech Device: « 1d20+18-8 = 2 + 18 - 8 = 12 »
Shankfang the Deffrider:So, 16. Unless Lia wants me to reroll.
Gnogglebolt:aaand the DC was 20.
Gnogglebolt:DC to move a vehicle in combat is 20. Gnogglebolt failed.
Thomas Lazarus:D8
Gnogglebolt:(fortunately, MR is 1, barely scraped by that)
Gnogglebolt:The Trucktrain barrels right into the web.
Meany:Laws of motion says that web and the trees aren't going to stop us.
Meany:We're going too fast, with too much mass.
TMG:This is probably magic, Meany.
Meany:If they did, the trucktrain would be cut to ribbons.
Dr. Hatari:You're grossly underestimating the actual strength of a Web.
Meany:The web would hold.
Meany:But the trees it's attached too would be uprooted.
Dr. Hatari:It doesn't need to be attached to jack shit. It's like a swimming pool of tar. :B
Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:With a might-loud sqeal of metal and rumble of earth being kicked up, the trucktrain digs furrows into the ground as it tries to stop! But, it's not enough.
Gamal-Junayd:We on the inside though are going to be flung all over and into each other as we are suddenly deccelerated even if we don't stop
Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:Will wait on Ram to roll his check, and then DM to describe what happens.
GM:OOF! The Deffbike and trucktrain barrel straight into that web!
Shankfang the Deffrider:Already rolled, Techy.
TMG:Or that.
Dr. Hatari:He rolled his check when it was called.
TMG:Oh.
* Gamal-Junayd is NOT happy as he gets most likely flung into the front of the cabin
Meany:Slowpoke.
Gamal-Junayd:"What the hell?!"
Aelian:"AUGH what in the trees just happened!?"
Shankfang the Deffrider:"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!"
Thomas Lazarus:"Blah!!" Templar crashes about in the carraige pile-up/sudden stop. DX
Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:Crash! Crunch! Rumble! Everyone in the carriages is flung forward in a heap as the carriages crunch right into the rear of each other and the trucktrain.
* Shankfang the Deffrider goes into a powerslide as he tries to stop, but does not succeed.
GM:The mechanisms squeal and complain, slipping and grinding as the fibers gum up the mechanics -- and the passengers find themselves jockeyed about the inside of the trucktrain. The Deffbike's passengers are thrown from it and entangled! Everyone takes « 1d6 = 6 » points on nonlethal damage.
Sszeyl:"I'm suddenly in the mood to do violence."
Gnogglebolt:"Aaaaaugh! What in the almighty--" And there's the multiple-language cursing everyone knows and loves.
Sszeyl:Red-eyes through the illusion. Ooh, he's pissed.
Highway Patrol Officer:"HALT! FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS AND IN THE NAME OF THE CROWN! HALT!"
* Thomas Lazarus staggers an arm upright and slowly pulls himself up with a wince.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"HOKAY, VO DE FUCK DID DIS?! HY AM GOINK TO SCHOOT YOU IN DE FACE UNTIL HYU DIE FROM IT!" >:E
Thomas Lazarus:"..Ed! Swallowtail..! Are you guys hurt?"
Sszeyl:Sszeyl stands up with a huff, shoving weight off of him, and pulling others to their feet.
Gnogglebolt:"For the love of Garl, who the hell are you and what are you doing?!" The tophatch bangs open as Gnogglebolt shakenly tries to clamber out the top.
* Edaric groans. "I'm all right,,,"
Sszeyl:Then he's heading for the door-oh gods!
Shankfang the Deffrider:What's it take to escape narfing entanglement?
Dr. Hatari:Hahaha, oh man.
Tathi:"I'm.. fine.. ow."
Dr. Hatari:You'e webbed.
Dr. Hatari:Hold on.
Gamal-Junayd:Are the cairrages stuck in webs, or can we opent he doors and get out?
Dr. Hatari:http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/web.htm
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks around as he tries to see what just happened.
Dr. Hatari:Good luck with that mate.
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Gnogglebolt:OhOh, should we all roll reflex saves?
* Shankfang the Deffrider is PISSED!
Dorf Aias:The dwarf.. is actually laughing. "Oh jings, crivens, help ma boab. Th' ainlie wey tae mak' this better wid be tae be drunk!"
Highway Patrol Officer:Four guardsmen are riding up behind the vehicles on panting, sweating horses... and behind them is carnage. Carriages overturned, horses panicking...
Gnogglebolt:Oh shitI hit the wrong keys my chat window is typing from the wrong direction.
Shankfang the Deffrider:Do I get to make a reflex save, or am I auto-webbed?
Thomas Lazarus:When his immediate companions are confirmed safe, Tom staggers to his feet.
Sszeyl: (( Yeah. That happens. ))
Sszeyl: (( Yer gonna haveta restart client to fix. ))
* Thomas Lazarus pops the door of his carriage open -- if it isn't already ajar -- and staggers out.
Gnogglebolt:Yep.
Thomas Lazarus:"What's the meaning of this??"
GM:Shankfang is auto-webbed, as is Dorf. The people in the trucktrain can head out, but anyone in the first carriage or trucktrain itself will need to make a Reflex save.
Gnogglebolt:Brb. Could, uh, chat slow down until I get back? I won't ask it to stop entirely, though. ^^;
Gnogglebolt:Brb
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Sszeyl:Sszeyl barges out, getting his red eyes under control.
Sszeyl:And makes a save!
Gnogglebolt:Reflext save before I go:« 1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26 »
Sszeyl:« 1d20+10+mod = 2 + 10 + 0 = 12 » Ref save!
Gnogglebolt:hey, I made it.
Sszeyl:Nope.
Dorf Aias:Wai, who needs to make a save?
Gnogglebolt:brb now
TMG is disconnected.
Shankfang the Deffrider:« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 » Strength check no way he's getting out. >:E
Sszeyl:« 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 » Strength check!
Highway Patrol Officer:The riders finally get close enough to speak without shouting, their horses' heads drooping and sides heaving.
* Gamal-Junayd opens the doors to his section, checks if it's safe to leave the cairrage
Dr. Hatari:Now you see why I say web is bullshit. No matter what, you're locked down for like four rounds minimum. Luckily this doesn't seem to be combat. ^^;
Shankfang the Deffrider:"IF HYU HURT DRAGULA HY EM GOINK TO MAKE HYU VISH HYU VERE NEVER BORN!" >:E
RAM:Yes, I agree. Web is BS.
Highway Patrol Officer:"If anyone -- should be asking that, citizen -- it's us!" The captain of the group shouts, sweeping an arm behind him.
* Thomas Lazarus rubs his head with a wince.
RAM:And you get it at level 2. >:E
Sszeyl:Sszeyl is ensnared in the web as he exits the carriage. But that only seems to slow him down. The 'old man' digs his feet into the ground and keeps walking forward. Boughs of the trees creak and turn before shattering, and allowing Sszeyl to leave the web.
Highway Patrol Officer:So many overturned carriages, injured horses... the road is torn up... and the guards look pissed.
Sszeyl:So do I.
* Thomas Lazarus draws out his LMS badge briefly. "Please explain why you crashed us before my companions berserk and attack. Quickly, if you don't mind." =_=;;;
Sszeyl:And I'm a lot scarier than you are.
Shankfang the Deffrider:« 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 » Strength again still not happening.
Shankfang the Deffrider::O
Highway Patrol Officer:"An inquisitor? Oh, great." The officer groans. "This day gets better and better."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Through sheer seething rage, Shankfang manages to pull free and escape!
Thomas Lazarus:"Please?"
Highway Patrol Officer:"You and your companions failed to heed warnings and commands to stop, multiple times." >:|
Gamal-Junayd:lia, is it possible to exit the cairrage without riskigng entanglement?
TMG has connected.
Highway Patrol Officer:"From multiple bands of guardsmen." >:|
Shankfang the Deffrider:"HYU KRASHED MY BIKE!" >:E
Thomas Lazarus:"Calm down, Shankfang.." =_=#;;
TMG:okay, can someone whisper me what I missed?
Highway Patrol Officer:"Your 'bike' crashed dozens of citizens who were going about their business!" >:|
TMG:...quicklike, from the sounds of things? :B
Sszeyl:Done.
TMG:thankya
TMG:okay, done.
* Thomas Lazarus looks back.
Thomas Lazarus:=3=;;
Gamal-Junayd:fromt he cairrage "Why were they crashing. we weren't running into, or that close to anyone." he shoots a glare at shankfang and gnoggle, hoping they wouldn't of done anything stupid like near misses on slower carts
Thomas Lazarus:"Oh is that what that was."
TMG:And I'm gonna have to say... wouldn't Gnogglebolt have -seen- anyone ahead of him pulling off to the side and crashing themselves?
TMG:That's kind of a hard thing to miss...
Highway Patrol Wizard:"A Web was the gentlest deceleration method we could manage before you went out of range."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"GAH, FREAKIN BAKVATER HILLBILLY CAVEMEN! HY SVEAR IZ LIKE DIS VOLE NARFFIN KOUNTRY IZ STUK IN DE DEM STONE AGE!">:E
Sszeyl:"We should have gone by air."
* Thomas Lazarus facepalms from combined arms fire embarassment. =w=;;;;
Sszeyl:"Or teleport."
* Shankfang the Deffrider certainly wasn't buzzing anyone else on the road.
Tathi:Tathi and the gang are staying in the carts, avoiding the webs, but there's an awful lot of barking from the hounds."
Tathi:"Can only teleport to previously visited locations, Sszeyl."
Sszeyl:"You haven't been to visit your mother in all this time?"
GM:I did mention it, and figured it was a given... =w=;
TMG:* Shankfang the Deffrider certainly wasn't buzzing anyone else on the road. ---That, Gnogglebolt would have slown down if he saw anyone ahead of us...
Meany:You did? :x
* Dr. Hatari never caught that. :.
GM:You're on well-travelled roads in a medieval country, what do you expect? =3=;;;
Meany:To all o us, or whisper?
TMG:Heck, I would have expected jaunty waves of "Ho, folks" from us, to the utter 0_0 of everyone we pass before we pick up speed again...
TMG:I would have expected -that- to be a given. -3-
Dr. Hatari:It was a blizzard two days ago, I figured it would be like a few foot travelers at best.. XD
TMG:But nothing like CHAAAARGE THROUGH THEM ALL
GM:You made quite a show of saying how fast you were going, and how "exciting" you were making the journey.
Dr. Hatari:Oh well, this is kind of amusing. :B
Highway Patrol Officer:NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. >:E *brick'd!!!*
TMG:That was shankfang. -3-;; But okay, rolling with it. Somehow. :B
Teeny Rin:They were just going so SLOW!!!1! *bricked!*
Shankfang the Deffrider:Making it exciting does not mean bussing random passerby. But, rolling...
Shankfang the Deffrider:*buzzing
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt finally gets his bearings and wanders over to the group, clutching his head. There's quite a lareg bruise-bump developing.
Gnogglebolt:"Warnings? What warnings?"
Gnogglebolt:"And...I didn't even see anyone else on the road, where did they all come from?"
Gamal-Junayd:"But the crown already owes us...what was, it, over a hundred thousand? Couldn't we have it taken out of that?"
Dr. Hatari:Besides. These are animal-drawn vehicles and travelers. You don't have to get anywhere "near" them to drive them off-course and charging bramble in a panic.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy imagine dey vere uzink zum uf doze dinky leetle vistles or zummdink."
Highway Patrol Officer:"The twelve different highway patrol officers you passed all blew their signal whistles and ordered you to halt. You ignored them and kept going."
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
* Shankfang the Deffrider reached for his, unfortunately, webbed bike and revvs the engine.
Thomas Lazarus:"........ I didn't hear anything. That must have been what Ed asked about." =3=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sszeyl:"You are presuming we even heard them to start with. Cannot hear much of anything at those speeds."
Gnogglebolt:"...Whistles? I didn't hear any whistles..."
Dragula the Deffbike:VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Highway Patrol Healer:"Imagine what would have happened if it wasn't a web --" The horses all start, and the riders have to take a moment to calm them.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"VAT? HY'M ZORRY, HY KAN' HEAR HYU OVER DE ZOUND UF MY ENGINE!"
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Gnogglebolt:"Okay, I think the point's been made, Shankfang. -3-"
Thomas Lazarus:"Alright alright alright," Tom raises a hand and frowns. "They're just doing their jobs, Shank. We both made mistakes."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Yeah, he's pissed. >:E
Aelian:"I thought I heard something.."
Thomas Lazarus:Tom approaches the officers with a sigh.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy didn' hear schit."
Gnogglebolt:"Yeah. I'm, uh...going to have to pay closer attention. And...go slower. Ugh. Well..."
Thomas Lazarus:"Could you please dismiss your web now?"
Sszeyl:"Or we could go cross country."
Sszeyl:"But no, you didn't want to -scratch the paint.-"
Gnogglebolt:"Since I presume that we're going to be charged for the apparent disruption of civillian traffic, as well as...uh... a little damage to the road from my attempt to stop and avoid that web, how much do we owe you?"
Gnogglebolt:"That is, you and, er, everyone behind us."
* Thomas Lazarus looks back again and sweatdrops.
Thomas Lazarus:This wasn't the Light Side choice. TwT *bricked*
Gnogglebolt:...what. D|
Gnogglebolt:But but but I'm being diplomatic by being upfront and offering to take blame and cover the damages!
Gnogglebolt:Why is this wrong? D|
Highway Patrol Officer:"Not until this matter is sorted out, inquisitor." To Gnogglebolt; "... For the miles of road you tore up with your tires... the numberous citizens who have had property and their well-being damaged..."
Teeny Rin:A SLIPPERY SLOPE. *adds +1 alignment shift to...*
Teeny Rin:*ACCIDENTAL EVIL* *bricked*
Gnogglebolt:Waaaaaah!!! D|
TMG:(but not, seriously. Why wasn't that the 'good' course of action, and what would have been, hatari?)
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Zo, now ve hef to go efen slower, ven dere iz a city full of Devils ve are tryink to save?" >:E
* Dr. Hatari was just makin' jokes.
TMG:...Oh. :B
Sszeyl:"Let's not discuss our courses of actions in front of the local militia, hmm?"
* TMG doesn't feel so bad now
* You roll to yourself: 70*13 => 70 * 13 = 910Highway Patrol Officer:"... one thousand gold pieces."
Thomas Lazarus:"Miles of road.." D|
Dragula the Deffbike:I would like to make it clear that I do not think the Deffbike is heavy enough to tear up well-traveled hardpack.
Gnogglebolt:"One thousand. Alright. Uh..."
Sszeyl:Sszeyl marches up, and unloads ten 100gp gold ingots onto the patrolmen.
Highway Patrol Officer:"And you must proceed more slowly, and with more caution." >:|
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt heads to the trucktrain main. He's already thinking about how horrible this is going to be for their rep is the Vigilant Guardians are ever named for this.
Sszeyl:Enjoy the -hand breaking- weight.
Gnogglebolt:He comes back with a sack of money. darnit, sszeyl!
Sszeyl:My method causes them more distress! >:E
Shankfang the Deffrider:So tempted to just destroy the web and make a run for it.
Teeny Rin:lawls
Shankfang the Deffrider:But goddamn we have to many lawful people in the party. >:E
Thomas Lazarus:It's a web you fool
Gnogglebolt:Well. Gnogglebolt looks at Sszeyl, returns, splits his bag in half from what he was -planning-, then comes back. "And here's another one thousand."
Sszeyl: (( Except Gnoggle. ))
Sszeyl: (( Who abhors the very concept of duty. ))
Thomas Lazarus:It's more formidable than a gazebo!
Gnogglebolt:"Double the payouts to everyone."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Fire.
Sszeyl: (( :B ))
Highway Patrol Officer:The guards put a sanction on your speed -- a mere 108 miles per day. GASP. D|
Gamal-Junayd:our cairrages are probably still made out of wood
* Thomas Lazarus ponders.
Shankfang the Deffrider:The carriages aren't webbed.
Gnogglebolt:"We're truly sorry about this. We didn't realize."
Thomas Lazarus:108 miles per day? |.
Tathi:"And THEN it occurs to me.."
Tathi:"I could have scried on my father, and teleported to THAT location."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy'm not zorry." >:E
Gnogglebolt:So, yes, Gnogglebolt added a second 1,000 gold on top of what Sszeyl gave them.
* Thomas Lazarus sighs and looks to Tathi. "..Well, we're seeing a desert dragon first, anyways."
Sszeyl:I hope your horses are strong enough for all this~
Highway Patrol Patrolman:They're coursers... well, except for the wizard's.
Dr. Hatari:So...
Dr. Hatari:Of courser?
Dr. Hatari:I'm sorry, that pun was more awful than usual.
* Dr. Hatari hangs head.
Gnogglebolt:also; 'mere 108 miles per day'? Actually, if the issue was that we're going too fast when near other people... Gnogglebolt could just travel at somewhere between half and three quarters speed. That'd be within his first range increment, which means he could freely slow down to 0 when he sees someone, before we catch up. Could still make decent distance with that.
Shankfang the Deffrider:You wouldn't have to worry about that if your country wasn't full of backwater bumpkins and actually kept up with technological process. >:E
Shankfang the Deffrider:*progress.
Thomas Lazarus:Deffbike crashes is the number one cause of death for teenage Mazians. =3= *bricked*
Shankfang the Deffrider:Good thing I'm not a teenage Mazian, then. :P
Highway Patrol Officer:The guard looks surprised for a moment that people actually have that much gold on them, but accepts the payment. "Thank you. Your names, please, so this can be recorded properly?"
GM:Oh, just drive under the speed limit. =3= *brick'd*
Shankfang the Deffrider:Bent, first name Get. >:E
Thomas Lazarus: (( XD ))
Shankfang the Deffrider:*brick'd*
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt sighs. "We're the Vigilant Guardians. I'm Gnogglebolt Sparkgear." Gnogglebolt lets everyone else introduce themselves.
Thomas Lazarus:Ditto.
* Swallowtail remains silent and in the cart, hidden.
Sszeyl:"Sszeyl."
Tathi:Um, yeah, no, when you get pulled over for speeding, the passengers don't introduce themselves. XP
Gnogglebolt:Everyone else standing outside. :B
Tathi:SUCKS TO BE THEM.
* Gamal-Junayd just sits back as well he wasn't driving. and never exited the cairrage
Thomas Lazarus:"Please let me check my webbed companions for injuries."
* Anise Berilan has been zonked out napping. ~D|
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Dat HYU kaused!" >:E
Thomas Lazarus:... Anise. =w=;;;
Dorf Aias:The dwarf is still laughing.
Anise Berilan:~D8
Anise Berilan:"What happened?" =3=;;;
* Thomas Lazarus doesn't know whether to be grateful or not.
Gnogglebolt:"Shankfang, really, as they said they were just doing their job, and any other ways would have been even more destructive."
Gnogglebolt:Oh yes, and it is useful to note that all thje carriages are probably crunched and tilted at angles on two wheels, barely kept from falling over due to their connections. :B
Tathi:"We got webbed, and pulled over for speeding, apparently. Another reason magic should be used in the place of technology.."
Gnogglebolt:Anise wakes up to gravity screw.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy don' kare! Hy'm pizzed und Hy svear if dere iz even VUN skratch on Dragula..." >:E
Gnogglebolt:"I heard that, Tathi."
Anise Berilan:Eh, no worse than your average Loda night. *brick'd*
Tathi:"All the way from over here? You must have elven ears."
Gnogglebolt:"I'm standing right outside the carriage."
Sszeyl:"Are we done?"
Thomas Lazarus: (( He has Gnomish ears. Their mod is just as good as yours. :B ))
Gnogglebolt:"And it's covered with wood and tarp."
Sszeyl:"We have buisiness to conclude."
Tathi:SHENANIGANS.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Und lifes to save." >:E
Barbarus' Carriage:Yours might be. But Barbie's is a gypsie wagon.
Highway Patrol Officer:"And your name, angry Mazian?" :|
Barbarus' Carriage:Colorful and pimpin'.
Tathi:"Last I checked, I have to do something pretty crazy to get arrested for teleporting. Then again, everything with technology is crazy."
Thomas Lazarus:Oh gods.
Thomas Lazarus:We just got pulled over for insane destructive driving.
Thomas Lazarus:And he's about to say Shankfang de Deffrider. *bricked*
Shankfang the Deffrider:Shankfang glares, and finally growls out, "Shenkfang, de Deffrider." >:E
Gamal-Junayd:"If you'd used magic to go just as fast though, they'd still pull you over."
Tathi:"Except I wouldn't be on the ground. I'd be flying."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Und vere vould dat leaf de rest uf us non-wizards?"
Highway Patrol Healer:"Mr. Deffrider, please calm down. Consider if that had been a wall of stone, or a building instead of a malleable web. Or heavens forbid, a person."
Teeny Rin:FLYINGK HYU SAY
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Hy vill hef hyu know Hy hef nefer hit a person, or a buildink, or a vall." >:E
Shankfang the Deffrider:Ooh, so tempted to add "at least, no person I didn't intend to hit," but I think I'll leave that out. :B
Highway Patrol Healer:"Yet you hit a web. Sir, for the safety of yourself and others, please keep to a more reasonable speed and heed warning signals."
Gnogglebolt:"...Well, in our defense in that one, you did cast it right and front of us before we could see it coming."
Shankfang the Deffrider:"A veb hyu kast right in front uf me, zo dat hardly kounts. Last Hy cheked, buildins don' materialize in de middle uf de road." >:E
Gnogglebolt:"I mean, of course a dragon is going to fly straight into a mountain if it blinks into existence fifty feet in front of him mid-flight."
* Thomas Lazarus clears his throat. =///=
Highway Patrol Wizard:"You were on the extreme end of the spell's range before anyone could react."
Thomas Lazarus:"Gentlemen. The issue has reached a satisfactory resolution. Let's not entertain more debates. We have appointments to keep."
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt sighs. "Indeed we do."
Aelian:Aelian covers his face and groans.
Shankfang the Deffrider:"Nor do vallz. Or pipple, unless dey hef a Deffwish." >:E
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt turns and looks at the pileup of the trucktrain and the carriages.
Dr. Hatari:Vae will lol at this log so much.
Gamal-Junayd:Obviously the real solution is to go so fast they just dno't have TIME to react :)
Shankfang the Deffrider:Heh, deffwish. Get it?
Gnogglebolt:"...And I hate to say it folks, but it's going to take me at least an hour to fix all this."
* Highway Patrol Officer nods back to the wizard, who snaps his fingers. The webs vanish in an instant.
Thomas Lazarus:"That's fine.."
Dorf Aias:The dwarf drops to the ground, still laughing. |3
Shankfang the Deffrider:So lucky we're all good charcters. >:E
Gamal-Junayd: (( I should now spring out, subdue them all with my blades, take the money adn run. ))
Highway Patrol Officer:"Travel safely. And slow down in the future!" >:|
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt gets into one of the carriages and retrieves his TInker's Belt, straps it on, and sets to work.
Ghostwish:gonna make an evening snack. brb. :3
* Shankfang the Deffrider bites his tongue to keep from retorting.
* Thomas Lazarus steps over to the carriages and raises a hand aloft. A glow is cast over the party in a wave, and the nonlethal damage gets undone in a few castings of Mass Cure.
Thomas Lazarus:"..There."
Snarky:And for the first time, little Snarky is able to help him. Er...
Thomas Lazarus:That includes you, little animals.
Gnogglebolt:"Snarky, fix!" Handle Animal: « 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » DC 10
Shankfang the Deffrider:Now, with that done, Shankfang goes to look over Dragula for any damage.
GM:No damage, though there's dirt and snow everywhere.
Tomiko Lazarus:All good characters, he says. *_*
Snarky:The little lizard hops-to and crawls in and around the mechanisms as Gnogglebolt sets to work. He has to enlist the help of the strong members of the party to shift the trucktrain and carriages to separate them so repairs can be properly effected.
GM:So. That happened. =3=
GM:Noms?
Shankfang the Deffrider:You guys are lucky.>:E
Thomas Lazarus:So embarassing.. D|
Gnogglebolt:In the next hour of work, I presume some civillian travelers pass us by?
Gnogglebolt:TWait!
Gnogglebolt:I've got one more thing to say.
Sszeyl:Shankfang for I WOULD STRANGLE YOU IF I COULD, YOU HILLBILLIES!
Gnogglebolt:After the patrols leave and before other travellers show up, Gnogglebolt calls out to Edaric.
Gnogglebolt:"...So, Ed."
* Dr. Hatari noms Anise for disregard traffic accident; acquire Z's. I chuckled.
Edaric:"Yeah?" Ed has been repairing his lute -- the string snapped again in the crash.
Gnogglebolt:"How many bards will it take to spin this story into something approaching positive, or at least humorously neutral, and how much do we need to pay them off for it?"
Gnogglebolt:"Because if we don't do PR damage control, this is going to wreck our rep..."
RAM:Gnogglebolt: DAMAGE CONTROL!
* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. "I think this little incident, against all we've done.."
Thomas Lazarus:"..Will just poison people's opinions of engine-drawn craft." ^^;
Shankfang the Deffrider:Oh, and of course, while the patrol is leaving...
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt pokes his head out of the engine. "Exactly!" Back into the engine he goes.
* Edaric chuckles. =3=;
Thomas Lazarus:=w=;
Shankfang the Deffrider:Shankfang gives Dragula a good rev, just to make sure she's running fine after that. >:3
Shankfang the Deffrider:Petty revenge? Yes.
Shankfang the Deffrider:But oh so sweet.
Thomas Lazarus:"Incidentally I think I'm making some breakthroughs on that divine teleport spell."
Gnogglebolt:"...Ed? Well?"
Gnogglebolt:"You're the bard. How many of your coworkers will it take?"
Gamal-Junayd:"Maybe the money might be better spent on an awerness campaign and changing of the traffic rules to accomidate faster traffic if you really want to change views."
Edaric:"G-- gimme a day or two, I'll come up with something." =3='
Gnogglebolt:"How big of a story will this be?"
Gnogglebolt:"Alright..."
Gnogglebolt:Also, for lulz, who's the first travellers to overtake us as we're pulled off to the side of the road all broken down, and that's their expressions? :B
Gnogglebolt:(and what kind of glares/expressions are we giving them? xP )
Gnogglebolt:(Shankfang's probably just accusingly glaring, like, 'it's all YOUR fault!' x3 )
Thomas Lazarus:Probably farmers keeping a generous distance and >8( respectively. :B
GM:Most of them just give you a wide berth. But one guy, leading, an injured horse, yells "Serves you right!"
Shankfang the Deffrider:If they say anything, Shankfang responds with "Chust makink sure hyu didn' break hennytink. Dumkopfs."
Shankfang the Deffrider:>:E
Thomas Lazarus:D|
Gnogglebolt:Yeah, expected that one. 'rubber band is on the other claw now'...
Shankfang the Deffrider:Oh lord, angry Half-Orc.
Thomas Lazarus:I try to heal the horse. *bricked*
Gnogglebolt:"...Hey Ed? Add that as another factor to damage-control on this story."
Shankfang the Deffrider:Someone may want to hold Shankfang back, he's reaching for his axe.
Edaric:Ack! Bard on damage control! Shankfang, roll a Will save.
Dorf Aias:"Whoa laddie!" The dwarf says, catching Shankfangs hand.
Gnogglebolt:*regarding the person who had the opinion of 'serves you right'
Ghostwish:We ending already? I thought we were going for a long haul?
GM:Yeah, we're ending once this scene wraps up. :B
Dr. Hatari:Who are you
TMG:Ghost, it's well end time now, and the way things are going, it's gonna be a -long- trip. :B
Dr. Hatari:WHERE IS THE REAL GHOST
Shankfang the Deffrider:« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 » Will save. Dorf is restraining him, though. :B
Ghostwish:YOU WILL NEVER FIND HIS BODY.
* Dr. Hatari spychecks
Edaric:Shankfang is... calmed. Calm Emotions get. ^^;
Dr. Hatari:Oh Bother'd.
Dorf Aias:"Ain't hee haw tae be getting in a rammy ower. Be lik' a rock rider, ye mad rocket. Tough as stone."
Ghostwish:I'm still rearin' to go. :3
GM:Noms? :3
Dr. Hatari:Well what we could do..
Shankfang the Deffrider:But before will save, Shankfang yells, in Orcish, ("HY KILL YOU ONTIL HYU DIE FROM IT! DEY VILL NEFER FIND HYU BODY!") >:E
Thomas Lazarus:..Is screw around while Gnogglebolt repairs the engine. :B *wrench'd*
Ghostwish:Nomming Gnogglebolt and Shank for speed ticket rage. XP
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also straightens out a lot of bent connection axels between the carriage linkages.
Shankfang the Deffrider:And then, calmed.
Ghostwish:Nomming Thomas for damage control of said incident. XP
Shankfang the Deffrider:Shankfang is now just giving out mild glares. >:(
Dr. Hatari:Ed definitely gets a nom for emergency PR powers. :B
Ghostwish:Nomming Swallowtail and Gamal for staying smart and staying low. :P
Gamal-Junayd:tathi for I'm a passenger, aint saying my name
Ghostwish:Nomming Anise for SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE
RAM:Dorf for ROFLMAO
Dr. Hatari:Sszeyl for that awesome description of just walking through the web until tree boughs snap and then dropping fifty pounds of gold on the man's hand. :B
Dr. Hatari:Iron altman.
RAM:Sszeyl: Here's your gold. I hope it breaks your hand.
* Dr. Hatari noms self for attempting to pull plot forward for like five hours. =3= *BRICKED*
Dr. Hatari:It's like a new record of bricks tonight
Meany:Irl a gold ingot of brick size requires two hands to lift for even strong men.
Meany:Trying to lift five of them will dislocate joints.
* RAM denoms Hatari for nomming himself. :P
* Dr. Hatari starts willy-nilly spam nomming self. ~=3=~
Meany:He's nommed himself alot.
Meany:Also.
* RAM detonates C4 in Hatari's spleen.
Meany:Swallowtail for "A ninja is never seen. o3o"
Dr. Hatari:I'm still only like a third as megalomaniacal as Tezkat. :B
Meany:Ed for "Oh, now I'm our PR department eh? Where' my office? Where's my pay raise? WHERE'S MY SECRETARY?!"
TMG:oh whup, almost forgot to deduct 1,000 gp from token
Meany:"You get paid?"
TMG:« 45249-1000 = 45249 - 1000 = 44249 »
RAM:...Well, I wouldn't call her a secretary, but he'll get a fellow bard next level. :B
GM:Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Damage control! 100 XP - Rassafrassin' backwards Kellons...
Shankfang - 100 XP - Breakfast! 100 XP - FUCK YOU TRAFFIC COPS. >:E
Gamal - 100 XP - OH NO, SNOW! 100 XP - Laying low.
Thomas - 100 XP - Miracle Worker 100 XP - Checking on the missing cook.
Sszeyl - 100 XP - STOMP STOMP STOMP DOSH. 100 XP - I'll find a shop in this snow if it kills me. >:|
Tathi - 100 XP - Poking the hornet's nest.
Edaric - 100 XP - Emergency PR powers activate! 100 XP - Giving up warmth for another.
Swallowtail - 100 XP - A ninja is never seen. o3o
Anise - 100 XP - Disregard accident, acquire Z's.
GM:Oh! And a nom from the DM.
RAM::.
GM:Tathi/Aelian - 100 XP - So Silverthrush, where'd your scars go?
TMG:« 45900+100+100 = 45900 + 100 + 100 = 46100 »
RAM::O
* RAM forgot that!
RAM:46700 XP now!
Gnogglebolt:Oh, no noms for the holy water thing, though? :B ah well.
GM:Ohhhh.
Gnogglebolt:good enough. :U
Dr. Hatari:I forget those parts, sorry.
Gnogglebolt:or...not? :.
GM:Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - You want how much holy water?
Gnogglebolt:Hee. :D
Dr. Hatari:I got three hours of sleep. =w=;
Gnogglebolt:« 46100+100 = 46100 + 100 = 46200 »
GM:Savin' campaign.
Gnogglebolt:token saved--
Gnogglebolt:er,,, I hope. :B
Ghostwish:« 47372+400+100+100+100+100+100 = 47372 + 400 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 = 48272 »
TMG:ah well, it's in log, so if it wasn't, can edit token next time
Tomiko Lazarus:Things will be different when I'm a party member. We would've rolled for init. *_*
Thomas Lazarus:You're never becoming a PC!! >:O
Shankfang the Deffrider::O
Meany:http://mlkshk.com/r/4SL
Shankfang the Deffrider:Damn.
Shankfang the Deffrider:Of course we get the pansy sibling.
Meany:Gnoggle asking for all of the holy water.
Tomiko Lazarus:We'll see! *w*
Dorf Aias:But she already is! In my world! And now I'm becoming one here. IT BEGINS, THOMAS.
Thomas Lazarus:But.. =3=;;
TMG:(...what' that .gif screaming? looks like "everyone"...)
Shankfang the Deffrider:PANSY!
Shankfang the Deffrider:ROLL FOR INIT
* Shankfang the Deffrider hits Tom!
Thomas Lazarus:D|
Gamal-Junayd whispers: and...I just realized I somehow messed up gamal leveling. I've got hm correct in skills and BaB and stuff..but his dervish abilities are like a level behind. hah
Thomas Lazarus:My feelings. D| *bonk'd*
GM:Campaign saved... and a heads-up.
Shankfang the Deffrider:WITH THE DEFFBIKE!
Dorf Aias:What level should dorf here be? :3
Meany:3
GM:There might not be a game next Satudray, since I got a call to do some housesitting. Depends on whether I can access their internet or not with this computer.
TMG:Noted. :.
RAM:>:
Meany::x
Meany:Alrighty.
Meany:Good luck!
RAM:Verily!
Gamal-Junayd:k
GM:Dorf should be level 10.
Dorf Aias:*copies Thomas' sheet* :3
GM:Server can go down whenever you like, spectral one. See you guys in the IRC! :3
Dorf Aias:OCH.
TMG:Seeya! :U
RAM:Seeya there!
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